LIGHT TRAFFIC

Yesterday morning at breakfast, I fell off my chair while simultaneously spraying a mouthful of Weetabix and soymilk all over last week’s New Yorker. Lo and behold, the magazine, which I have pedestalized into a paragon of journalistic virtue and rectitude, a Mecca of accuracy, (I mean what sort of publication goes as far as [...]

Just came back from seeing the new Biggie movie, Notorious. Despite the fact everybody looks way better than their regular selves, and that Biggie’s mom (Volette Wallace, who’s also a co-producer of the film) ensured her character looks flawlessly hot from beginning to end – even the time she’s just come back from surgery – [...]